(Source: giafan95)

Why do you keep talking about your boss like he’s your father?

(Source: thorinss)

witchomo:

"I’m not gay…"

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"But I am bi"

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guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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jollygemma:

when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop

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(Source: grlband)

death-limes:

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

not in my experience, bruh

dog people: whatevs, cats are cute too

cat people: dogGS HVAE NO PERSONALITY„!,!!! THEY ARE SLLAVES TO HUMANS but CATS HAVE FUCCIN FREE WILL„,

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

*watches a movie*
*sees a dog*
me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD

isaia:

giancarlovolpe:

Based on a true story.

bless

perfectlypurdie:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

i never even knew these existed

clamjob:

how to sext

clamjob:

how to sext

(Source: pressing)

(Source: carpaldis)

My darling, you are allowed to fail without being a failure. You are allowed to make mistakes without becoming one. More opportunities will present themselves, you will find hope again.

dannybrony:

This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.

When I first saw heard this I couldn’t stop laughing.

(Source: plastic-cyborg)