"I’m not gay…"
"But I am bi"
when the artist u hate releases a catchy song
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
not in my experience, bruh
dog people: whatevs, cats are cute too
cat people: dogGS HVAE NO PERSONALITY„!,!!! THEY ARE SLLAVES TO HUMANS but CATS HAVE FUCCIN FREE WILL„,
sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser
have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??
|*watches a movie*|
|*sees a dog*|
|me:||if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD|