purplemooses:

zaughty:

This is so cute


Funny how he’s wearing an Iron Maiden shirt to a One Direction concert. Wow dude.

purplemooses:

zaughty:

This is so cute

Funny how he’s wearing an Iron Maiden shirt to a One Direction concert. Wow dude.

A hotel in upstate New York is threatening guests with a $500 fine if they give it a negative Yelp review.  I went on Yelp and read some of the hotel’s reviews. And they’re all positive…

mako-symptoms:

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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this is extremely accurate 

purplemooses:

juridp:

ultrafacts:

Source (Want more facts? Click HERE to follow)

When you get banned by Canadians, you should question your life goals.


Yeah Canadians!!!! 👍

purplemooses:

juridp:

ultrafacts:

Source (Want more facts? Click HERE to follow)

When you get banned by Canadians, you should question your life goals.

Yeah Canadians!!!! 👍

nonhoration:

earthlydreams:

This is so cool! But what country are they from? “Africa” is really vague.

Their names are Duro-Aina Adebola, Akindele Abiola, Faleke Oluwatoyin, and Bello Eniola and they’re from Lagos, Nigeria. There’s a neat video about them here.

nonhoration:

earthlydreams:

This is so cool! But what country are they from? “Africa” is really vague.

Their names are Duro-Aina Adebola, Akindele Abiola, Faleke Oluwatoyin, and Bello Eniola and they’re from Lagos, Nigeria. There’s a neat video about them here.

(Source: untouchmyhair)

purplemooses:

officialmattimo:

I now bond you two in holy macaroni 


Now this has gone too far

purplemooses:

officialmattimo:

I now bond you two in holy macaroni 

Now this has gone too far

*looking at my legs*: Oh my god why
*looking at my stomach*: Oh my god why
*looking at my arms*: Oh my god why
*looking at my face*: Oh my god why
*trying to exercise*: Oh my god why
*eating shitty food*: Oh my god why
*weighing myself*: Oh my god why
*looking at my life*: Oh my god why
*looking at my music taste*: cool man

evilnerdproductions:

“You would look so much better if you lost some weight-“

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“You would be so much cuter with make up-“

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“Make sure you shave or wax way all that body hair-“

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“You shouldn’t wear that-“

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“You would be beautiful if you just changed how you look-“

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helpfvl:

when u hear someone talking shit about someone u hate

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eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

(Source: ninjakelley)

purplemooses:

sadgirlxcore:

be-the-homestuck:

almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out

Where can i get one

pls omg I will be on etsy and storenvy

Shut up and take my money!!!